HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Ladies, would you like to have a Bed Snake Bat?

You are laying comfortably in bed when that damn bed snake starts bothering you. You know how to tame it, but that is something that takes a lot of effort. It would be much easier just to arm yourself with this Bed Snake Bat. When you catch the first glimpse of that bed snake, just give it a solid whack with this bat. It will usually retreat and not bother you for the rest of the evening.
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